Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn - Garrison Keillor

© Bill Watterson - 08.18.1995

Matt McClain - Rocky Mountain News

Olathe Sweet Corn Festival - Eating a total of 19 ears of corn in a seven-minute period, Dan "Tiny" Parker won the men's corn eating contest at the 15th annual Olathe Sweet Corn Festival in Olathe, Colo. "I had lost the last two years (in the corn eating contest) but, they still treat me like a champion", he said.