Via DailyKos

Thanks to Hunter for some mildly amusing stuff, found tucked in among the bailout bill provisions:

Page 279 -- Rum excise tax to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands
Page 280 -- Mine rescue / mine safety
Page 290 -- Motorsports racing track facility
Page 290 -- Hurricane Katrina and Gulf opportunity zone
Page 295 -- Wool modifications
Page 296 -- Permanent authority for undercover operations
Page 297 -- Child tax credit
Page 300 -- Children and wooden arrows