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08 May 2008

.: the farmer and the car dealer :.

There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the "basic price" was only the beginning. Once the salesman had added on all the extras - towing package, toolbox, fifth-wheeler attachment, etc. - the price was quite a bit higher. Well, by a strange turn of fate, that same salesman stopped by Perley's farm one day to buy a cow. The dealer examined the herd, picked out a likely specimen, and asked about the price.

"That's a hundred-dollar cow," Moore replied directly.

"That's fair enough," said the salesman. "I'll take her."

"Well, now, that's the basic price," Moore added, getting out pencil and paper. "There are one or two extras, of course." He made a few notes and handed the paper to the dealer. Here is the final invoice:

Basic cow $100

Two-tone exterior $45

Storage compartment and dispensing device $60

Four spigots @ $10 each $40

Genuine cowhide upholstery $75

Dual horns @ $7.50 each $15

Automatic fly-swatter $35

Total $370

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06 March 2008

.: what planet is this guy from :.

Check out this post on Craigslist - a Toshiba 600MHz laptop with 64MB of memory and a 6GB harddrive for only $240 !!!!

Oh... and it's "INTERNET READY" with a 56K modem.

Better jump on this deal! ;P 

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Posted by: dimbulb - 12:31 PM MST
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23 February 2008

.: roflmao :.

GOP Vote Means God Kills A Kitten  

I know, it's in bad taste, but that doesn't mean it's not funny!

And remember, please think of the kittens. ;P 

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:32 PM MST | Updated: 23 February 2008 9:42 PM MST
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.: red shirt every time! :.

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

Many more here.

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:19 PM MST
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.: not the start of a good day ;) :.

Full Cubical  

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:15 PM MST
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17 January 2008

.: lol :.

Will Break Windows For Food

via Ubuntu Gallery

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:07 PM MST
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09 January 2008

.: snickering :.

Neiman-Marcus signature dog bone  

I just cracked up when I saw this, a Neiman-Marcus Signature Dog Bone. And they say people spoil their pets. ;) 

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Posted by: dimbulb - 3:10 PM MST | Updated: 09 January 2008 3:14 PM MST
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02 January 2008

.: lists :.

Top ten reasons I procrastinate:

1.

Hmm ... I'll finish this later.

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Posted by: dimbulb - 4:02 PM MST
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19 December 2007

.: commodity markets shocked :.

This just in from PNC, the Christmas Price Index, aka 12 Day$ of Chri$tma$, is up 3.1% this year compared to 2006.

Watch the report here.

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14 December 2007

.: what's a guy to do? :.

how bad is the writers strike affecting the late night hosts?

David Letterman Needs A Shave  

Dave can't even affort a razor anymore! ;) 

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Posted by: dimbulb - 3:04 PM MST
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30 November 2007

.: brother, can you spare a beer? :.

Guard Dog  

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:59 AM MST | Updated: 30 November 2007 1:15 PM MST
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06 November 2007

.: dj master yoda :.

DJ Master Yoda  

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Posted by: dimbulb - 8:01 AM MST
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04 November 2007

.: you try to save a dog ... :.

I did a little animal rescue, but I don't think it is going to work out.

Abandoned Dog

He keeps using my computer for Doggy Porn and drinking all my Fat Tires !!!

Doggie Lush  

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:43 AM MST
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07 October 2007

.: bored? :.

Peruse best-of-craigslist

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Posted by: dimbulb - 3:16 PM MDT
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01 October 2007

.: watch and laugh :.

Frank Caliendo on Letterman during Impressionists Week - youtube

David Lettermans "Top Ten Favorite George Bush Moments" - youtube

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Posted by: dimbulb - 5:38 PM MDT
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13 August 2007

.: ouch :.

Pedestrian Car  

You have to wonder who the sign is for, the driver or the pedestrian.

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Posted by: dimbulb - 8:00 AM MDT
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02 August 2007

.: mans evolution :.

mans evolution  

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24 July 2007

.: kirk, spock, mccoy & 'ensign gomez' beam to a planet. who's not returning? :.

A brilliant post on " 10 things i hate about star trek". It's a good laugh, hell, I'm still chuckling. doh

While your there, check out the replies, the bashing is pretty humorous in of itself.

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Posted by: dimbulb - 11:01 PM MDT
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21 July 2007

.: definitely applies to dogs also :.

Human intelligence drops as cats become closer  

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Posted by: dimbulb - 9:18 AM MDT
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03 July 2007

.: lol :.

via Fake Steve Jobs

iPhone battery problems

A few iPhone units are having some battery problems

A nice play on the Dell battery fires. 

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Posted by: dimbulb - 4:08 PM MDT
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28 June 2007

.: doh! :.

So Bush and Cheney are having breakfast at a diner in Washington when the waitress comes up and Bush says, "Can I have a quickie?"
The waitress grabs the menu away and storms off, saying "I thought we were done with that nonsense after Clinton left!"
Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "Sir, it's actually pronounced 'quiche'."

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Posted by: dimbulb - 12:07 AM MDT
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20 June 2007

.: lol :.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBOOB will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

via mrgreensmistress

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Posted by: dimbulb - 10:33 PM MDT
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